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NEW- Darania, Central Naefernd- Siofra, after
coming back into life suddenly in the middle of the throne room in Darania, killed the High Elder in a fit of fury. Upon his
death, her brother Nikolaus was awoken from a trance, and was very happy to see his sister alive and well. There was much
rejoicing, and cookies were had by all. Siofra and Nikolaus are now ruling the country together, until one of them comes of
age, or gets married. Whichever comes first.
-Fred, the Undead Servant
Sinitria, ME Renin- A building caught on fire today after the obvious occurrence of magic started it. The pyro is
unknown and so is the reason, but what we do know is that a random commoner became a hero today as she, (Lithia) carried three
babies and an unconscious mother in one load out of the flaming building. As she is a commoner, the only reward we can
give her is applause, so please people, rise to your feet and give her a standing ovation! Any information regarding
the cause of this odd occurrence is to be reported to the Empress immediately.
The Over-Seer
Barkrof, Renin- Another sighting of Damais Rain today comfirms that she's still alive and running. This time, she
seemed to have kidnapped the empress and taken her to an unknown place in Renin. Damais Hazel, who fought gallantly
according to several by-standers, said, "We must find them both. Rain has altered our empress' mind. She has magical
powers and is heavily armed." Any information about the whereabouts of the Empress or of Damais Rain, please contact
Damais Hazel!
Barkrof Community Credence
Vixen, Renin- A large amount of goods and jewlry was stolen today by an unarmed
woman. The woman reportedly just walked into the stores and stared at the owners. "They couldn't help it, they just gave her
everything they had. They were like my stiff mule about how they moved." Said one witness. Rumored to be the infamous
Zaspere of The Unknown Land, she is expected to make several more attacks on villages until caught.
Ghali Miktons
Reporter
Nemo, SW Renin- The Queen of Morbadia is expectd to arrive tomorrow
at 3 pm to do business with the empress and others. Whenever she visits, she usually kills people. Go figure. We're all
going to be doomed if the proper actions aren't taken.
Fred the Undead Servant
Sinitria, Mid Renin- A local Lord was found dead in a ditch late this evening with
purple lipstick on his forehead. Thus leading officials to believe that he was killed by a lover of some kind. His wallet
and sword were clumsily removed as well as his memory. Officials hope to solve this mystery soon before all bachelors
men stop dating altogether.
Random BarHopper
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